For Me Lyrics - Stephen Lynch

The union of a woman and a man, 

Touching for the very first time; 

The gentle texture of a hand, 

True love is always hard to find. 

And sometimes my penis aint as hard as wood. 

And sometimes youre disappointed in my manlihood. 

I cant take it, please: 

Fake it for me. 

The delicate nature of love 

Can only make this relationship grow. 

And though its sent from heaven above, 

Things dont always work down below 

And I know that the porno movies make you feel cheap. 

And sometimes you finish while Im fast asleep 

I cant take it, please: 

Fake it for me. 

I try so hard to be a man, but 

Youre so damn hard to please 

Doesnt help to know your best friend 

Runs on batteries. 

I cant take it, please: 

Fake it for me. 

Even though my loves a little premature, 

When you call me Mr. Softee, I get...insecure. 

I cant take it 

Please, fake it 

For me.