Hermaphrodite Lyrics - Stephen Lynch

She's part girl, she's part boy 

She's got parts everyone can enjoy 

She's got more, she's got less 

She's got her manhood tucked in her dress 

Is she a mister or is she a miss? 

Does she stand up when she's taking a piss? 

She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy 

When I try to please her, I get poked in the eye 

She wears lace and she wears flannel 

She watched football and the Lifetime Channel 

What's that bulge under her nightie? 

It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite 

Some things are white, some things black 

Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back 

She is still beautiful, she is still fine 

It's too bad her package is bigger than mine