Special Lyrics - Stephen Lynch

When I was a boy of 10, I had a special friend 

Ed was kind, with good intent 

But just a little different 

Oh, special Ed 

his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head 

Now he's not so bright instead 

He's a little bit special 

Just a little bit special 

We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt 

I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt 

I liked math, and the spelling bee 

Ed liked talking to a tree 

Oh, special Ed 

his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head 

Now she keeps him in the shed 

Cause he's a little bit special 

Just a little bit special 

I ran track, hung out in malls 

Ed ran headfirst into walls 

I had girly girls, and lots of clothes 

Ed had names for all his toes 

Oh, special Ed 

Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head 

Now he thinks he's a piece of bread 

Cause he's a little bit special 

Just a little bit special 

I thought collage life was great 

Ed could count from one to... two, 

I liked people and the party scene 

Ed was scared of the vacum cleaner 

oh special Ed 

his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head 

now he thinks he can drive his bed 

cause he's a little bit special 

Then one day talking to special Ed 

He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head 

And as he laughed at me thats when I knew 

That special Ed just made me special too 

Now I laugh as I count bugs 

I give strangers great big hugs 

Next to me Ed is fine 

Yeah he's a f---ing Einstein 

Oh, Special Ed (and me) 

Now we're not right in the head (you see) 

Now we're not so bright instead 

We're a little bit special 

Just a little bit special 

That bastard Ed made me special 

Just a little bit 

Just a little bit ... special