Special Olympics Lyrics - Stephen Lynch

Watch them run, watch them fall, 

Watch them try to catch a ball, olympics 

At the special olympics. 

Watch them laugh, watch them drool, 

Watch them fall into the pool, that's diving. 

At the special olympics. 

And I know full well, that I will burn in hell, 

But those guys playing wheelchair basketball gotta be about the funniest freakin' thing I've ever seen in my life, 

Where? At the special olympics. 

I will see you in hell, my friends. 

Kid with downs wins the race, even though he stood in place, olympics. 

SPECIAL OLYMPICS! 

'Round his neck, gold medals hung. 

Resting on his giant tongue, olympics. 

SPECIAL OLYMPICS! 

But I kid when I sing, cause these games are a beautiful thing. 

Okay, really, I'm just trying to avoid karma, cause I know my children are going to be born blind and crippled and until I'm retired I'm going to spend all my time, 

Where? At the special olympics. 

SPECIAL OLYMPICS!