Talk To Me Lyrics - Stephen Lynch

I came down to the breakfast table 

Felt like I could die 

I tried so hard, but wasn't able 

To look you in the eye 

For I am feeling so much shame 

Yes I have brought disgrace 

Could tell I soiled my good name 

By the look upon your face 

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it 

No use denying it, I was really cranking it 

well dry your eyes don't be so sad 

If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad 

Talk to me dad 

no i didn't hear you enter, no I didn't hear the door 

With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor 

Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise 

Like blood and guts and starving kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes 

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it 

No use denying it, I was really cranking it 

well dry your eyes don't be so sad 

But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had 

talk to me dad 

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish 

So I said could you close the door, I really wanna finish. 

Now daddy, I'm ashamed and I completely understand 

If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand 

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it 

No use denying it,well I was really cranking it 

well dry your eyes don't be so sad 

Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad 

When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty 

So it must be really creepy when you kid is pushing 30 

But you cannot tell me, dad, you have never had a whack 

At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack 

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it 

No use denying it, I was really cranking it 

Now dry your eyes, don't be so sad 

But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been 

Just because it was your bed, it's not that 

Oh daddy, daddy, please forgive me, and talk to me dad 

talk to me dad