Brand New Girlfriend Lyrics - Brand New Girlfriend - Steve Holy

She said, "I need sometime to find myself 

I need a little space to think 

And maybe we should start seeing other people 

Baby, things are moving way too fast for me" 

So I picked up what was left of my pride 

And I, I put on my walking shoes 

And I got up on that high road 

And I did what any gentleman would do 

I um, I got a brand new girlfriend! 

We went and jumped off the deep end 

Flew out to LA for the weekend 

Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach 

Wearin' nothin' but a smile 

Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy 

Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin' 

Man I think I'm onto somethin' 

Because I feel just like a kid again 

I got a brand new girlfriend 

I love it when she calls me buttercup 

She laughs and says I left the toilet seat up 

She pops the top for me, a cold beer 

And says my buddy's always welcome here 

When I get hungry she takes me out 

I ridin' shotgun like a Shitzu hound 

My tails a waggin' my tongue's hangin' out 

It makes me wanna shout 

I got a brand new girlfriend 

We went and jumped off the deep end 

Flew out to LA for the weekend 

Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach 

Wearin' nothin' but a smile 

Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy 

Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin' 

Man I think I'm onto somethin' 

You know I feel just like a kid again 

I got a brand new girlfriend 

Woo! Cute cute cute 

She likes to write our names in the sand 

She's hearing wedding bells and making plans 

She's gonna hang around a while I guess 

And she hadn't even told me she loves me yet 

I got a brand new girlfriend 

We went and jumped off the deep end 

We fly to LA for the weekend 

Spend the whole day lyin' on a beach 

Wearin' nothin' but a smile 

Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy 

Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin' 

Man I think I'm onto somethin' 

You know I feel just like a kid again 

I got a brand new girlfriend 

She makes me feel just like a kid again 

I gotta brand new girlfriend