No Such Thing Lyrics - Steve Kilbey

There's no such thing as remindlessness 

There's no such thing as time 

There's no such thing as endlessness 

There's no such kind of crime 

There's no such thing as distance 

There's no such thing as doubt 

There's no such thing as magic, no 

And if there was well I would have found out 

I would've 

I live in the solid world, I don't believe in ghosts 

Verification, not imagination, I like my logic the most 

A jealous God is a God of law, he taxes numbers and steel 

It makes me proud to shout out loud that all these things are real 

There's no such thing as surrealism 

There's no such thing as soul 

There's no such thing as intuition 

There's no such thing as rock and roll 

There's no such thing as love babe 

It's just a chemical in your mind 

There's no such thing as coming back 

Empirical evidence is hard to find 

I live in the concrete now, enjoy my beer and sport 

I'm not moved if it can't be proved or settled out of court 

I don't believe in miracles, and please don't mention the church 

Someone said it's all in your head but it wasn't worth the search 

I live in the solid world, I don't believe in ghosts 

Verification, not imagination, I like my logic the most 

A jealous God is a God of law, he wields numbers and steel 

It makes me proud to shout out loud that all these things are real 

They're real, airy-fairy 

Apart from you, and you newfangled whippersnappers and upstarts 

I'll believe in what I can touch. that's not much. 

It's not my problem if you believe in fairies and elves and gnomes 

And genies and witches and goblins and dreams and non-manifest identities. 

Inchoate pantheon of non-existent gods. 

You can't touch it, don't touch it