Hawaiian Songs That Don't Sound Hawaiian Lyrics - Singles - Steve Poltz

Hawaiian songs that don't sound hawaiian 

Man, it's so hot down here that I'm frying 

Two eggs on the sidewalk, it's a hundred in the shade 

Sippin' on a soda, man, you guys got it made 

Elvis in hawaii with g.i. joe 

Tourists in grass skirts dancing by the ocean 

Home shopping network in a neon glow 

Umbrellas in my drink while you're rubbing in the lotion 

Hawaiian songs that don't sound hawaiian 

And lonely young girls in their rooms left crying 

Forgotten birthdays and mislayed plans 

"dear john" letters and neon tans 

Faded old postcards from far away places 

Ice box winters with ten feet of snow 

The smoky old bar rooms and the hollowed faces 

I'd rather be where the balmy breezes blow 

Hawaiian songs that don't sound hawaiian 

The only things certain are taxes and dying 

Family vacations and mislayed plans 

"dear john" letters and neon tans 

We got vodka from russia and iowa corn 

Nagasaki sushi and cigars from cuba 

Computer romance and internet porn 

I dream of beaches with long boards and scuba 

Hawaiian songs that don't sound hawaiian 

Man, it's so cold up here that I'm crying 

Don't put your tongue on a flagpole it might rip off the skin 

I'm drinking bargain priced vodka and eating hot dogs from the tin