On Any Other Day Lyrics - Sting

There's a house on my street 

And it looks real neat 

I'm the chap who lives in it 

There's a tree on the sidewalk 

There's a car by the door 

I'll go for a drive in it 

And when the wombat comes 

He will find me gone 

He'll look for a place to sit 

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs 

The dog just bit my leg 

My teenage daughter ran away 

My fine young son has turned out gay 

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Cut off my fingers in the 

Door of my car 

How could I do it? 

My wife is proud to tell me 

Of her love affairs 

How could she do this to me? 

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs 

The dog just bit my leg 

My teenage daughter ran away 

My fine young son has turned out gay 

And it would be O.K. on any other day 

And it would be O.K. on any other day 

Throw down the morning papers 

And spill my tea 

I don't know what's wrong with me 

The cups and plates are in a 

Conspiracy 

I'm covered in misery 

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My wife has burned the scrambled eggs 

The dog just bit my leg 

My teenage daughter ran away 

My fine young son has turned out gay 

And it would be O.K. on any other day 

And it would be O.K. on any other day