Love Song Of The Beta Male Lyrics - Bonxie - Stornoway

Don't ask me to make you laugh until you cry 

Because you know I'm on good form if I can raise a smile 

And don't ask me to sweep you up and carry you across the threshold 

Because you know I'd only hurt myself if I were to try 

I can tell you bout the way you make me feel inside 

When I lie beside you in our bed at night 

And I can listen to your troubles and hold you tight 

And tell you everything'll be alright 

But don't ask me to spin you round and dance with you 

Because you know I've two left feet and no guts with that 

And don't ask me to rise to your political debate 

I don't need reminding of my ignorance 

I can tell you about the way you make me feel inside 

When I lie beside you in our bed at night 

And I can listen to your troubles and hold you tight 

And tell you everything'll be alright 

And it doesn't matter what I do or what I say 

Because you're only gonna be yourself anyway 

And I don't need to tell you anything anyway 

To know that everything'll be alright 

If you don't ask me to save you, from my mother when she stays too long 

Don't ask me to buy you fancy lingerie 

Well its an awful lot of money and I wouldn't know your size 

And don't ask me to make you rich or even bring home the bacon 

I will cook it for you when I'm here 

And when I'm out on the road I'll write sentimental 

Songs about the way you make me feel inside 

When I lie beside you in our bed at night 

And we can listen to the traffic and I'll hold you tight 

And tell you everything'll be alright 

And it doesn't matter what I do or what I say 

Because you're only gonna be yourself anyway 

And I don't need to tell you anything anyway 

To know that everything'll be alright 

Don't ask me to spin you round and dance with you 

Don't ask me to walk 500 miles for you 

Don't ask me to sweep you up and carry you across the threshold 

Don't ask me to stand up to your big big brother for you 

Don't ask me to mend your broken car for you