Fatso Lyrics - Angel In The House - Story

This is the last time, this time I will win 

It took a long time to gain this weight 

It will take a long time to lose it again 

I will have only water for a week 

Then maybe carrots and celery 

And if I lose then Sunday, I'll have brown rice 

Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly 

And I'm thin even when I sit down 

Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs 

When I'm only one hundred pounds 

I bought a doctor's scale on sale today 

It takes up half the bathroom, and it's really ugly 

But I know it's going to help me reach my goal 

I get so dizzy when I stand up fast 

And I don't feel like dancing 

But I know I'm gonna do it this time, for sure 

Now I walk past the fatsos eating dough nuts 

With cream filling, icing, jimmies 

And I am so glad I am not like them 

Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly 

And I'm thin even when I sit down 

Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs 

When I'm only one hundred pounds 

Last night I dreamed I ate a chocolate cake 

And when I woke up I was sure it was true 

So I weighed myself just to make sure and drank a Diet Coke 

I want to be skinny 

(Oh I am so hungry)