The Movie Medley Lyrics - The New Old Fashioned - Straight No Chaser

Bap de ba ba 

Bap bap bap.... 

Get your popcorn (and butter please) 

And Diet Coke (less calories) 

And take your seats (silence your phones) 

There are dinosaurs 

In Jurassic Park 

Oh no! 

They just escaped 

The power went out 

Setting them all free 

Run for your lives! 

(Oh my God!) 

(Run for your lives!) 

(I got bit!) 

(Run for your lives!!) 

He's got cool cars and gadgets 

Loves brunettes and blondes 

Your husband loves these movies 

He loves brunettes and blondes 

Brosnan and Daniel Craig 

Connery and Roger Moore 

And those two other guys 

You've never heard of before 

Bond, James Bond 

Found him in our backyard 

Was left by his spaceship 

E.T. the tiny alien 

Just wants to phone home 

Kate Winslet was cheating 

With DiCaprio 

An iceberg 

Caused the ship to sink 

But that string quartet kept cool 

And played on as most everyone drowned 

(Har-rison Ford) 

Indiana, not the school 

He was a cowboy with a science background 

He was searching for a cab 

While fighting pirates and bad guys 

And running from boulders in a cave 

Life is a box of chocolates he said 

And he really had to pee 

When not on the run, he sat on that bench 

Waiting to see Jenny 

They had a child, the kid from the Sixth Sense 

Dead people he could see 

Bruce Willis dead the whole time 

What a great movie 

Have you seen this movie? 

Our guess would be no, 

But this famous theme song 

You probably know 

We'll show you how this song is used 

In movies and shows (Your favorite shows) 

The character's always in a race 

Running in slow-mo 

Sylvester Stallone was a nobody 

Until he wrote this great story 

The underdog wins in the end 

Always yelling: "Adrian!!" 

Rocky boy 

The rocky fight 

They kept the montage tonight 

Running up the stairs 

Push ups and punching cows to train (Oh Philadelphia!!) 

Star Wars 

More like bizarre wars 

Too many prequels 

Can't follow along 

Vader 

More like a hater 

Used his light saber 

To injure his son 

Now Luke, we're grateful that you saved everyone 

But why did you kiss your sister? (That's just nasty) 

We know, she looked hot in that gold bikini 

But c'mon man she's still family 

Family (Everybody!) 

Star Wars 

Ya da da Star Wars 

Ya da da Star Wars 

Ya da da da! 

Hope you enjoyed (hope you enjoyed) 

Our SNC (Our SNC) 

Movie Medley! (you should applaud!)