Six Pack Short Lyrics - Singles - Sunny Cowgirls

Old mate Coops a friend of ours 

been shearin all his life 

at smoko he would drink his tea 

and talk about the wife 

but coops never been married 

dont think hes all quite there 

but he can tell a story 

have you fallin' off your chair 

Losing the plot as he gets old 

but hes still got a heart of gold 

Hes a six pack short of a carton 

he has got the whole town laughing 

doesnt play with a full deck of cards 

but hes as happy as can be 

hes got his friends and family 

life is good and never all that hard 

when you're six short of a carton 

We've got an old red kelpie 

useless on the farm 

instead of chasin cattle 

she'll chase the bloody cars 

she'll try to work the sheep sometimes 

to prove shes not a sook 

then you'll turn around and there she'll be 

running from the chooks 

This one has clearly missed the bus 

But after all shes one of us 

Shes a six pack short of a carton 

she has got us all laughing 

doesnt play with a full deck of cards 

but shes as happy as can be 

shes got her friends and family 

life is good and never all that hard 

when your six short of a carton 

Now were living on our own 

not much dough to spare 

we've got ourselves a farmhouse 

its a little worse for wear 

in the winter it is freezing 

and the summers hot and dry 

blow up the pool go swimmin' 

in the paddock with the flies 

No need for washing up it's great 

the old red dog will clean our plates 

Were a six pack short of a carton 

and weve got the whole town laughing 

we dontplay with a full deck of cards 

but were as happy as can be 

weve got our friends and family 

life is good and never all that hard 

when your six short of a carton 

We're a few head short in the top paddock 

just a brick short of a load 

a lettuce leaf short of a salad 

six short of a carton 

few baloons short of a party 

three pots short of a shout 

a couple snags short of a barby 

Six short of a carton 

Six short of a carton