Flirtin' With Desaster Lyrics - Tankard

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I passed some glass 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass 

I drank lots of apple wine last night 

And now my bowels, they don't feel so right 

Wet fart! Something don't feel right 

Wet fart! Soiled my pants tonight 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I passed some glass 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass 

Lack of control, what else can I say? 

My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays 

Wet fart! No reason or rhyme 

Wet fart! Dinglberry time 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass 

Now I lessen for you all to hear 

Don't trust that feeling knocking at your rear 

Wet fart! I'm not that perplexed 

Wet fart! You just might be next 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass 

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass