Hot Dog Inferno Lyrics - Tankard

Appetite and hunger come 

No matter where you're from 

Either near or far 

Come to my snack bar 

Have some fries or have some meat 

No matter what you eat 

You will never know 

At "Hot Dog Inferno" 

Welcome to the best burger in your whole life 

Order, fool, or you'll miss all the fun 

Hey there, lady, suck my sausage for the whole night 

Come on, baby, I'll serve you all night long 

No way! Eat it up! 

Sit down again, it's a 

Long day! Bad luck! 

See this gun, mister? 

Look into mu frying pan 

And I will cook your brain 

Swallow faster 

This sandwich disaster 

Have some fries or have some meat 

No matter what you eat 

You will never know 

At "Hot Dog Inferno" 

Ain't that good? It's an age old mayonnaise cream 

Ketchup rules, so please drink up your cup 

Greasy sauce, I bet you'd die to try my tongue quiche 

Boiling pasta is heating up your blood 

No way! Eat it up! 

Sit down again, it's a 

Long day! Bad luck! 

See this gun, mister? 

Your tombstones my wooden spoon 

Your order seals your doom 

Die of mustard 

You god damned bastard 

Have some fries or have some meat 

No matter what you eat 

You will never know 

At "Hot Dog Inferno" 

Fidding you with black pudding to your last breath 

Onions raw will make you fart til death 

Finalli I'm gonna cut you into pieces 

Steaks on my grill, you smell so good at last 

No way! Eat it up! 

Sit down again, it's a 

Long day! Bad luck! 

See this gun, mister? 

Appetite and hunger come 

No matter where you're from 

Either near or far 

Come to my snack bar 

Have some fries or have some meat 

No matter what you eat 

You will never know 

At "Hot Dog Inferno" 

Ever been a cannibal? 

Just look at your plate, pal 

What a big surprise 

The last one in your life 

Have some fries or have some meat 

No matter what you eat 

You will never know 

At "Hot Dog Inferno"