Shit-faced Lyrics - Tankard

Nice hotel - place to stay 

We sought a place to get some rest 

The owner said: "Please keep it down" 

"We're good boys" - so we lied 

Raise some Hell! 

Two days passed - fuckin' mess 

The maids refused to clean our stys 

Ravioli neath the rug 

Stench of beer - everywhere 

We were shit-faced - relieving stress is so much fun 

Fuckin' shit-faced - getting sick and thrashing rooms 

One week down - place was fucked 

We tore the heater off the wall 

And broke the windows in our room 

No one cared - we were drunk 

Raise some Hell! 

Bed diving - brand new sport 

From our beds we'd start to leap 

And dive into the cabinets 

They broke too - nothing spared 

Went downtown - forgot the keys 

We climbed into someone's window 

But they shot teargas in our eyes 

Didn't look - locked outside 

Raise some Hell! 

Place destroyed - where to now? 

We moved into another room 

Five minutes passed and it was thrashed 

Last warning - they kicked us out