Monologue Song Lyrics - Taylor Swift

I like glitter and sparkly dresses 

But I'm not gonna talk about that 

In my monologue 

I like baking and things that smell like winter 

But I'm not gonna talk about that 

In my monologue 

La la la, 

La la la 

I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me 

But I'm not gonna say that 

In my monologue 

I like writing their names into songs 

So that they're ashamed to go in public 

But I'm not gonna say that 

In my monologue 

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La la, 

La la la la la 

This is my musical monologue! 

You might think I'd bring up Joe 

That guy who broke up with me on the phone 

But I'm not gonna mention him *rolls eyes* 

In my monologue 

[Spoken:] 

Hey Joe, I'm doing real well 

[Sings:] 

Tonight I'm hosting SNL 

But I'm not gonna brag about that 

In my monologue 

La la la, 

ha ha ha, 

Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la 

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And if you're wondering if I might 

Be dating the werewolf from Twilight 

[mouths: "Hi Taylor!" giving a little wave and blows a kiss into the camera and a wink] 

I'm not gonna comment on that 

In my monologue 

La la, 

La la la la la 

This is my musical monologue 

[looks around] 

You might be expecting me to say 

Something bad about Kanye 

And how he ran up on the stage 

And ruined my VMA monologue 

[Breathes and sighs...smiles] 

But there's nothing more to say 

'Cause everything's okay 

I've got security lining the stage 

It's my SNL monologue 

La la, 

La la la la la 

This is my SNL monologue 

La la, 

La la la la la 

That was my SNL monologue