Porno Shop Lyrics - Teen Idols

Johnny has a dream to make the sceen 

Where all he has to do is make girls scream 

Unbuckling his belt will surely make them melt 

Turning butter into cream 

For now, he's an unknown who's content to take orders 

Stocking magazines, turning fives into quaters 

Soon he'll make them see that he's got what it takes 

When they get a look at his 14 inch snake 

He's got a job in a porno shop, where he mops up for free 

Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow 

He'll see his face on a T.V. screen