Virtual Loser Lyrics - Teen Idols

In a modern evolution there are brand new creatures 

Classified loosely as technology freaks 

Always searching cyberspace for upgraded features 

Ridiculed by others, labeled retards and geeks 

I want to pull the plug and cause your system to crash 

But then where would you be? 

With no heated up discussions in an internet chat 

You look like a helpless, virtual loser to me 

Virtual, virtual, virtual loser 

Their closest human contact 

Is through a keyboard and mousepad 

But you can't take a computers to the senior prom 

To reach 'em write loser care of mommy and dad 

or www.loser.com