A Girl Called Charity Lyrics - How I Learned To Love The Bomb - Television Personalities

Well I'd do anything for just once kiss 

Just to get my hands around her hips 

And when she puts her tongue between my lips 

I'm thinking, "Wow, this really could be it!" 

But then she smiles and says, "It's much too sweet" 

She's eyeing every other guy in the street 

So I'm in the bathroom every night of the week 

With a photograph of Charity 

Oh Charity, Charity 

Why don't you show some to me? 

Oh Charity, oh Charity 

You're nothing but a small town tease 

Boy, everyone says I'm a tease. 

Don't you know that's why they call me Charity? 

I give to everybody. Freely. 

I remember she came round one day 

When my parents were on holiday 

She said, "I'm lonely, do you mind if I stay?" 

And I said, "Sure baby, yeah, that's ok." 

Well she asked if she could have a bath 

And I said "I'd wash your back", for a laugh 

Well, when she said alright 

I thought tonight's the night, then in walked my mum and dad 

Oh Charity, Charity 

Why don't you show some to me? 

Oh Charity, oh Charity 

You're nothing but a small town tease 

Boy, stop bugging me 

I've got something else to do tonight 

Wash my hair? You must be joking 

Gotta file my nails. So it's back 

Well when I ask her if "tonight's the night"? 

If she says no I get the feeling she might 

And when she's near girl (?) thinking I could blush 

I think she's travelling on a different bus 

She's just a girl called Charity 

Hullo honey. What are you doing out here? 

Boy, I told you, stop bugging me 

You're too sweet 

Why don't you go away for some sugarpops or something? 

Why don't you go down the cinema? 

I've got better things to do 

Go away