A Picture Of Dorian Gray Lyrics - And Don't The Kids Just Love It - Television Personalities

When I'll buy my mansion I'll invite the world to stay 

So everyone can see a picture of Dorian Gray 

We'll sit by the river drinking lemon tea 

And there's a thousand midget russians in midget submarines 

You can come and stay 

You can bring your friends 

You can come and stay for a day 

And see a picture of Dorian Gray 

Take you to my mansion, can see my gallery 

Lots of pretty pictures, all of them of me 

We'll sit by the river drinking lemon tea 

Eat tiny cucumber sandwiches made by Emily 

You can come and stay 

You can bring your friends 

You can come and stay for a day 

And see a picture of Dorian Gray