Me And My Big Ideas Lyrics - Television Personalities

Dreamt I found a million pounds 

On the London underground 

I spent it at London Zoo 

Maybe had a drink or two 

I think I need a holiday 

Butlins camp or St. Tropez 

I'll send a postcard if I can 

Hope I die before I get a suntan 

I'll buy Russia's nuclear weapons 

Maybe take some English lessons 

Take tea and cakes with Charles and Di 

Kiss a million boys and make them cry 

It's only me and my big ideas 

It's enough to drive you to tears