Cock Pushups Lyrics - Tenacious D

(spoken) 

(KG:) D'you think that um... Dude d'you think that when the album... When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm. more attractive to the ladies? 

(JB:) pshh... yeah. In fact I been getting ready. 

(KG:) Yeah? 

(JB:) Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups. 

(KG:) Cock pushups? 

(JB:) Yeah 

(KG:) What are those? 

(JB:) It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground 

(KG:) Yeah? 

(JB:) And you let your boner lift you up off the ground. 

(KG:) pshh... noooooo... That would be impossible.Your cock could support your whole weight? 

(JB:) Well not at first 

(KG:) yeah 

(JB:) but over time 

(KG:) Hmm.well how many pushups can you do? 

(JB:) Cock pushups? 

(KG:) Yeah. I guess you could only do one... really... 

(JB:) Yeah, one is all you need. 

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