I'm The Only Gay Eskimo Lyrics - Tenacious D

I'm the only gay eskimo 

I'm the only one I know 

I'm the only gay eskimo 

In my tribe 

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka 

But all I wanna do is get into his parka 

I'm the only gay eskimo 

In my tribe 

Well .. me an nut fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber 

But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber 

I'm the only gay eskimo 

In my tribe 

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I make a wish on the northern lights 

That I could get a decent pair of whale skin tights 

I'm the only gay eskimo 

In my tribe 

And the seals they sing now 

*seal noises* 

These cold winter nights are taking their toll 

I even get excited when I see the north pole 

See the north pole 

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I'm the only gay eskimo 

I'm the only one I know 

I'm the only gay eskimo 

In my tribe