Mother's Little Helper Lyrics - Tesla

What a drag, it is getting old 

"Kids are different today", I hear every mother say 

You just need something today to calm her down 

And though she's not really ill 

There's a little yellow pill 

She goes running for the shelter 

Of a mother's little helper 

And two gets her on her way 

Gets her through her busy day 

"Things are different today", I hear every mother say 

Cooking fresh food for a husband's such a drag 

So she buys an instant cake 

And she burns her frozen steak 

And goes running for the shelter 

Of a mother's little helper 

And two gets her on her way 

Gets her through her busy day 

Oh, Doctor, please 

Some more of these 

Outside the door 

She took four more 

What a drag, it is getting old 

"Men just aren't the same today", I hear every mother say 

They just don't appreciate that you get tired 

They're so hard to satisfy 

You can tranquilize your mind 

And go running for the shelter 

Of a mother's little helper 

And four gets her through the night 

Helps to minimize her plight 

Oh, Doctor, please 

Some more of these 

Outside the door 

She took four more 

What a drag, it is getting old 

"You just aren't the same today", I hear every mother say 

Your pursuit of happiness is such a bore 

If you take some more of those 

You will get an overdose 

No more running for the shelter 

Of a mother's little helper 

And four gets her on her way 

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