(i Must Be A Proctologist Because...) All I Do Is Deal With Assholes Lyrics - The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches

well, contrary to what you think 

and what you've seen on mtv 

you don't have to be an asshole all the time 

watch me as i take this knife out of 

my back to cut wrists and throat, i'll laugh 

bleed to death, choke 

i've been used for all i'm worth 

can't feed your ego anymore 

or be that friend who'd take a shot for you 

why not do one fucking thing 

that isn't for your fucking self 

if you cry 

i'll laugh at you 

cause i'll be gone tomorrow, you'll 

look into the mirror at you'll lie 

when you claim to care 

i can't believe he's gone for good, i 

wish i could have said something 

don't kid yourself 

you were never there for me 

complacency 

when you talk to me 

all the kids agree 

you're irreverent as you feign respect for me 

anger and pressure 

build up inside of me 

i'll explode 

and you'll fake a frown 

so are you happy now 

yeah, you got what you wanted 

you got your 3rd second chance 

and got the $15 

out of your pocket 

my last will and testament will 

claim you shall get stoned to shit at my 

my funeral 

and when i'm gone tomorrow 

you'll talk to your new shiny friends 

and you'll lie 

when you claim to care 

let's have a toast to our old friend, he'll 

be there in our memories 

go fuck yourself 

i wont waste my time there 

and it's so easy [repeat] 

to just give up