The Noisy Eater Lyrics - Wildflower - The Avalanches

(Wake up everybody, get up!) 

Munch! Munch! 

Once upon a time, I was a noisy eater 

I'm hungry, I want something to eat 

Something with a crunch and very sweet 

Just woke up so you know the scenario 

I'm craving cereal like Cheerios 

May be forced to drink, I might munch 

But what popped in my mind is Captain Crunch 

So I went to the kitchen to freak my choice 

In my stomach I heard a voice 

It said: "Please feed me, my tank is on empty 

I'm seeing things, so please don't tempt me" 

So I said "okay", and got my bowl 

Got my milk and cereal, made sure it was cold 

Sat down at the table and said my grace 

Because I knew what was about to take place 

"Yum yum, eat 'em up", my belly said 

The crunches so loud errbody jumped out they bed! 

Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly 

He got ju-ju eyeballs, he's one holy roller 

He's got... 

Crunch! 

Did you ever know a noisy eater? 

Aauuuuuuuuuuuu! 

Well it's lunchtime, and I'm hungry again 

I don't know where I should begin 

Maybe I'll get some super salmon, mmm that's good 

I don't want no chicken, it tastes like wood 

But I have to have some chips, ones that crunch 

So you can hear me go 'munch, munch, munch' 

Some old lady tapped me on the shoulder out of a crowd 

And said "Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud!" 

Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly 

He got ju-ju eyeballs. he's one holy roller 

He's got... 

Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me, um 

Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me 

Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly 

He got ju-ju eyeballs. he's one holy roller 

He's got... 

Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud! 

Yum, yum, yum, yum yum 

Mmm, that's good! 

They all thought I had stopped 

And where's the gravy? 

No matter!