You're The Dream, Unicorn! Lyrics - The Blood Brothers

This telepathic hangover 

Gnaws the nipples off my neck 

Well, when you suck off those machine guns 

Well, tell me mister, what do you expect? 

I crawled through 60, 000 yards 

Of carnival graveyards 

Witches with obscene riches chasing my mirage 

Say my mirage 

I'm the unicorn with tar teeth 

Chewing spandex nightmares. 

My spine's a limousine that drives all night 

But never goes anywhere. 

(2x) 

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If I sang instead of screamed 

When you crushed me with your corvette 

Would you change your jet for a microphone 

And record the opera of deathbeds? 

I'm the unicorn with tar teeth 

Chewing spandex nightmares. 

My spine's a limousine that drives all night 

But never goes anywhere. 

(2x) 

Stare into the gruesome lights all night 

And never see a fucking thing 

Count weddings on our fingertips 

And wonder why our love's so cheap 

Vegas, you're my dream unicorn. 

Summer dress, so apocalyptic. 

(2x) 

Photos 

In glossy treetops teens clap while they kiss 

In neon pastures pin-ups hook to your chest 

Out on the streets at night the money's well spent 

And pissed-off babies turn to pissed-off children.