Bill Bill Lyrics - Singles - The Blue Dogs

Well I was the youngest of thirteen children 

We lived in a little country town 

Never had much to eat 

The first words I could speak were patch 'em up and hand-me-downs 

Well my daddy hauled bills for the textile mills to pick up the little money we 

made 

Had a three room shack with a john out back 

We only had paper when daddy got paid 

Well somehow i grew up a really fat kid 

Though we never had that much to eat 

Those rich kids laughed and they beat on me 

And their dogs chased me up and down the street 

They bite my ankles and tear my pants 

Yeah they all had fun with me 

And as got fatter those dogs got madder 

Things were bout as bad as they could be 

Well I always wanted me a puppy 

Daddy said there wasn't no way 

There wasn't near enough food to feed our crew 

There wasn't none to give away 

One night a drunk in a poker game 

He won ole Bill Tedder's hog 

I kinda liked that ole pole shiner so i raised him like a dog 

Those rich kids all had puppies 

But I never had no dog 

It was always me and bill bill 

The old fat boy and his hog 

Well he'd follow me to school most every day 

And he'd waller outside and wait 

Yeah sometimes I'd take him fishing with me 

But he ate up all my bait 

He wasn't much good at hunting either 

Cause everything I shot he ate 

He was so doggone slow that everywhere we go 

We always got there late 

But all my troubles they ended one day 

When ole Bill Bill got full grown 

They waited for us one day after school 

And jumped us as we headed home 

When the dust had settled and the fur stopped flying 

Ole Bill Bill sorta grinned at me 

Cause screaming youngins and the howlin dogs, was all there was to see 

Well I guess they learned a good lesson 

Cause they never bothered us after that day 

Those rich kids called us the two Ton terror 

And stayed out of our way 

And they all disappeared to fancy schools 

and the town got kinda dry of dogs 

It's only me and Bill Bill 

The ole fat boy and his hog 

Those rich kids all had puppies 

But I never had no dog 

It was always me and bill bill 

The old fat boy and his hog 

That was all many years ago 

And ole Bill Bill is a long time gone 

See things are a whole lot different now 

About the best I've ever known 

You see Bill Bill got a little lonesome and brought him a lady friend home one 

day 

Now I've got 2872 hogs and several more on the way 

Got a thirteen thousand dollar pick em up truck 

Making money so doggone fast 

Yeah married me a fine southern woman 

She's teaching me a little bit of class 

Well she just had a little baby boy about as round as he is tall 

And I think I'll call him Bill Bill 

If he's got any spunk at all 

Those rich kids all had puppies 

But I never had no dog 

It was always me and bill bill 

The old fat boy and his hog