Cousin Homer's Anything Goes Dance Hall Lyrics - The Blue Dogs

well i had a mini-battle with my baby last night 

so i left her for the dance hall to make it all right 

i grabbed a mini-bottle at the end of the bar 

then lord have mercy i saw a movie star 

now just who she was i couldn't see quite clear 

but i saw her throwin' down shots through the smoke and the beer 

just as i made it over to ask for her hand 

well the dogs started howlin' as they struck up the band 

hey ho, here i go 

if you see my baby just let her know 

i'm headed down the road 

to a little dance hall where anything goes 

well your mouth starts waterin' when you walk through the door 

take in the smell of sawdust down on the floor 

it doesn't matter where you come from, just where you are 

just grab a pretty dance partner and a PBR 

hey ho, here i go 

if you see my baby just let her know 

i'm headed down the road 

to a little dance hall where anything goes 

well the boys in the band are still out of tune 

but they get 'em swinging from the rafters in the middle of june 

so get yourself down to the finest hole in the wall 

it's cousin homer's anything goes dance hall 

hey ho, here i go 

if you see my baby just let her know 

i'm headed down the road 

to a little dance hall where anything goes