Monsters Lyrics - Singles - The Boy Least Likely To

This town is full of monsters 

Holding hands with other monsters 

And attempting to be human beings 

Shuffling around the shops 

And waving at balloons 

This town is full of monsters 

Sitting on park benches 

Eating little packets of Sultanas 

Licking chocolate off their chubby little fingers 

And I don't know why 

It is they scare me but they do 

And the thing that really frightens me 

Is that all my friends from school 

Are turning into monsters 

Picking patterns out for curtains 

Making friends with all the other monsters 

Pushing little baby monsters 

Around the shops in prams 

This town is full of monsters 

Peeping out from under parked cars 

In multi-storey car park 

Evil little eyes like fairy lights 

Blinking in the dark 

This town is full of monsters 

Making out with other monsters 

Picking sweet corn out of their teeth 

Dipping pissy little fingers 

In the pick 'n' mix 

And I don't even know why 

It is it scares me but it does 

And the thing that really frightens me 

Is that the people I used to love 

Are turning into monsters 

Getting married having babies 

Telling me how great their life is 

And how happy I would be if I could 

Just be more like them