Bingo Lyrics - Singles - The Catch

I've got some fat to loose 

And something else too 

I never knew the rules 

Because I've never had a girlfriend 

I suppose I've got a lot to learn 

I don't know anything 

I'm only seventeen 

I go to public school 

They never taught me anything I need to learn 

But someone told me where to find out 

Out where the lights are red 

And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors 

Out where the films are blue 

And the licensed places never shut their doors 

I will go there-bingo 

I will find out 

I will discover-bingo 

What the fuss is about 

So I went up to town 

and I got some money out 

I found my self a bar 

Where all the lovely ladies offered me their help 

And then I really found out 

Out where the lights are red 

And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors 

Out wgere the films are blue 

And the licensed places never shut their doors 

I will go there-bingo 

I will find out 

I will discover-bingo 

What the fuss is about 

But as I tried to leave 

They gave the bill to me 

I couldn't quite believe 

They made me pay a hundred pounds for diet coke 

Or they would call my mother 

Out where the skies are black 

And they wait for another victim to pass on 

Out where the kids are green 

And are thick enough to left themselves be conned 

Yes I went there-bingo 

and I found out 

Yes I discoverd-bingo 

what the fuss is about