American Honkey-tonk Bar Association Lyrics - The Ultimate Tribute To Garth Brooks - The Country Dance Kings

If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock 

If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot 

If you need to pour your heart out and try to rectify some 

Situation that you're facin' 

Contact your American honky-tonk bar association 

When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket for most things you don't mind 

But when your dollar goes to all of those standing in a welfare line 

Rejoice you have a voice if you're concerned about the destination 

Of this great nation 

It's called the American American honky-tonk bar association 

It represents the hard hat, gun rack, achin' back, overtaxed, 

Flag wavin', fun lovin' crowd 

Their heart is in the music, and they love to play it a-loud 

There's no forms or no applications, no red tape administrations 

It's the American American honky-tonk bar association 

We're all one big family throughout the cities and the towns 

We don't reach for handouts, we reach for those who are down 

And every local chapter has a seven day a week available consultation 

For your frustration 

It's called the American American honky-tonk bar association 

They represent the mud-flap, six-pack, bear-crack, overtaxed, 

Flag wavin', fun lovin' crowd 

Their heart is in the music, and they love to play it a-loud 

There's no forms or no applications, no red tape administrations 

It's the American American honky-tonk bar association 

Go join your American American honky-tonk bar association 

Do not delay, contact today 

Your A.H.B.A., Your A.H.B.A.