Antipope Lyrics - Machine Gun Etiquette - The Damned

I'm going back to church tonight 

Just like back when I was eight 

But I don't mean to pray 

I'm gonna nick the collection plate 

I've got nothing against church 

Only people who go there 

and show they're 

Plain ignorant and don't understand 

a congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour 

So many people are weak enough to have 

to seek answers from the peddlers of hope 

I should know 

I had to go there myself 

Not since the day I became antipope 

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Theres gonna be some fun tonight 

Spead the news around the town 

That the vicar's a transvestite 

With a fetish for robes and gowns 

I've got nothing against church 

Only people who go there 

and show they're 

Plain ignorant and don't understand 

a congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour 

So many people are weak enough to have 

to seek answers from the peddlers of hope 

I should know 

I had to go there myself 

Not since the day I became antipope 

Religion doesn't mean a thing 

Its just another way of being right wing 

I think sex films are okay 

I don't dig that pope no way 

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I've got nothing against church 

Only people who go there 

and show they're 

Plain ignorant and don't understand 

a congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour 

So many people are weak enough to have 

to seek answers from the peddlers of hope 

I should know 

I had to go there myself 

Not since the day I became antipope