But Why's It So Cold? Lyrics - Singles - The Dicamillo Sisters

It's Christmas we're talkin' 'bout 

No, beware 

I'll cover you in fast eddies underwear 

Wow, I'll eat your mammies panties 

And tell your mom to come to me 

And come to my prom 

Its in outer space 

That's where my sleigh can fly to 

Goodbye, excuse you 

Can I come back and say the rest of it? 

It's Christmas kids and you're gonna love it 

Gravy dripping all over me 

Christmas is good 

But only when I come to your house 

And you've been good 

Christmas comes to everyone in every neighborhood 

Whoa yeah, Christmas in fact 

You see Christmas layin' on it's back 

Get back to work bitch with me on top 

And don't you ever, ever pull the lever that says stop 

Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole 

But why's it so cold? 

Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole 

But why's it so cold? 

Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole 

But why's it so cold? 

Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole 

But why's it so cold? 

Yeah you know 

It is what it is so, whoa 

I took a big ol' dump in a Pringles ca 

Now I'm wipin' off my ass 

Forget about my hand 

Pumped up ready to do it 

I get in my sled 

My sack filled with fluid 

I'm bringin' joy to my elves 

Don't put it by me 

Pleasures I won't deny their heiney 

My armpits will sweat 

When I see that long-haired elf 

Coming out of his Corvette 

Even though it's old 

And it's got a little scratch 

It don't matter 

I just love to lick his patch 

On his chest 

You'll catch me red-handed 

Douglas, I'm the Christmas bandit 

Top-soil plant, don't you love the taste 

Of a beaver when it hesitates 

With this Christmas you're going dutch 

But why's it so cold? 

Get me outta this now 

But Whys it so cold 

Let me rub your back 

But why's it so cold? 

You're gonna make a lot of money kid 

But why's it so cold? 

I'll invest every bit of love I got 

But why's it so cold? 

I got a toolbox 

But why's it so cold? 

It makes no sense 

But Why's It so cold? 

Fill you up 

With pleasurous nutrients 

Like a worm has weiner 

Ho, ho, ho but why's it so cold? 

Weiner, ho, ho, ho but why's it so cold? 

Weiner, ho, ho, ho but why's it so cold? 

Weiner, ho, ho, ho but why's it so cold? 

Weiner, ho, ho, ho but why's it so cold? 

And it all happened at the company Christmas party? 

Oh yeah