Two Tub Man Lyrics - Faster... Louder: The Dictators' Best 1975-2001 - The Dictators

Two Tub Man 

I am a pilgrim looking for danger 

I am an outlaw, I am a stranger 

I'm just a clown walking down the street 

I think Lou Reed is a creep 

I need a girl I need release 

I can go anywhere, people look and people stare 

They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become 

What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw 

Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just a Two Tub Man 

I drink Coca cola for breakfast 

I've got Jackie Onassis in my pants 

I'm never gonna watch channel 13 

Edjumacation ain't for me 

I'm so drunk I can barely see 

I can go anywhere, people look and people stare 

They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become 

What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw 

Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just a Two Tub Man 

I never graduated from high school 

I wore paisley I was too cool 

I think color TV's a gas 

I think Joe Franklin is real flash 

I don't mind if I gotta kick your ass 

I can go anywhere, people look and people stare 

They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become 

What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw 

Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just a Two Tub Man