First Orgasm Lyrics - Yes Virginia - The Dresden Dolls

It is a Thursday 

I get up early 

It is a challenge 

I'm usually lazy 

I make some coffee 

I eat some rice chex 

And then I sit down 

To check my inbox 

I only read a word or two 

I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue 

The first orgasm of the morning 

Is cold and hard as hell 

There won't be any second coming 

As far as I can tell 

I arch my back cause 

I'm very close now 

It's very cold here 

By the window 

There are some school kids 

Yelling and running 

I barely notice 

That I am cumming 

The first orgasm of the morning 

Is like a fire drill 

It's nice to have a little warning 

But not enjoyable 

I am too busy to have friends 

A lover would just complicate my plans 

So I will never look for love again 

I'm taking matters into my own hands 

I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me 

I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me 

Won't you hold me?