The Kill Lyrics - No, Virginia... - The Dresden Dolls

I am an anarchist 

An antichrist 

An asterisk 

I am an anorak 

An acolyte 

An accidental 

I am eleven feet 

Okay, eight 

Six foot three 

I fought the british and I won 

I have a rocket ship 

A jet fighter 

A paper airplane 

Ja ja ja ja ja 

Say what you will, I am the kill 

The only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real 

I have a tendency 

To exaggerate 

Just a little bit 

I am a plagiarist 

Apologist 

A walruscokeheadlizard 

I am an optimist 

A closeted misogynist 

I fought the british and I won 

I have a wishing well a living will a magical eight ball 

Ja ja ja ja ja 

Say what you will, I am the kill 

The only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real 

Put pat sajak back in office 

Put pat sajak back in office 

But the sun still sets on you 

And the retarded party nobody came to but you 

And so you drink to all the emptiness until you wake up 

And there? s hell to pay again 

And the punch lines point at you 

And all the comebacks in the world are in your head 

And you can? t say them until everybody leaves 

And it? s just you and your imaginary friends?