Dirty Laundry Lyrics - The Eagles

I make my living off the evening news 

Just give me something-something I can use 

People love it when you lose, 

They love dirty laundry 

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here 

I just have to look good, I dont have to be clear 

Come and whisper in my ear 

Give us dirty laundry 

Kick em when theyre up 

Kick em when theyre down 

Kick em when theyre up 

Kick em when theyre down 

Kick em when theyre up 

Kick em when theyre down 

Kick em when theyre up 

Kick em all around 

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who 

Comes on at five 

She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam 

In her eye 

Its interesting when people die- 

Give us dirty laundry 

Can we film the operation? 

Is the head dead yet? 

You know, the boys in the newsroom got a 

Running bet 

Get the widow on the set! 

We need dirty laundry 

You dont really need to find out whats going on 

You dont really want to know just how far its gone 

Just leave well enough alone 

Eat your dirty laundry 

Kick em when theyre up 

Kick em when theyre down 

Kick em when theyre up 

Kick em when theyre down 

Kick em when theyre up 

Kick em when theyre down 

Kick em when theyre stiff 

Kick em all around 

Dirty little secrets 

Dirty little lies 

We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie 

We love to cut you down to size 

We love dirty laundry 

We can do the innuendo 

We can dance and sing 

When its said and done we havent told you a thing 

We all know that crap is king 

Give us dirty laundry! 

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