Murder Pie Lyrics - The Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13

Fee, fi, fo, fum, man that's fucking dumb 

Well I'm bored and I'm stupid 

And I think I wanna kill someone 

Well I got the recipe 

Gonna follow all the instructions 

Take a pinch of salt 

A fresh bullet and a gun... Oh yeah 

I hope you got yourself an appetite 

The first bites gonna blow your mind 

Get yourself a slice of murder pie 

Peter Piper picked a pepper 

But he's a fucking bumb 

And I've got a sweet tooth for 

Chaos and destruction 

I've got a recipe that will 

Make Betty Crocker cum 

Because I bake my pies down in hell 

Not in the oven... Oh yeah