That's My Mom Lyrics - Singles - The Graveyard Boulevard

I'm getting pissed and I'll try to explain 

Hard to believe that it happened this way 

One day I was out at the cemetery 

And this dumb motherfucker was taking a leak 

So I spun him around and prepared to fight 

And I knocked his ass down with all of my might 

He begged and he cried as he asked my why 

I said, "Son, you're fucking with a family guy". 

That's my momma you're pissing on 

I'm keeping it clean, her gravestone 

Hey, Hey, no way, you're getting out alive today 

A trip to the crypt and the mausoleum 

I've gotta stop cause my fist is getting numb 

I guess by now, you think that you've been had 

It's not over yet, cause here comes dear old dad 

He whips out his belt like a man possessed 

I can see what's coming, it's a bloody mess 

He's half way through when he shouts out load 

"Come on son, Let's make your momma proud"