Drunk Frat Boy Lyrics - The Gregory Brothers

[Ryan Lochte:] 

I want to be a role model for those little kids. 

[Matt Lauer:] 

That's some dumb shit 

SONGIFY THIS 

[Ryan Lochte:] 

I know. 

THIS IS A FANTASTICAL, FICTIONAL MUSICAL PERFORMANCE AND IS NOT INTENDED TO REPRESENT THE ORIGINAL INTERVIEW ACCURATELY — THAT WOULD BREAK THE ANCIENT CODE OF SILLINESS. IN ACTUALITY, NO ONE SANG, PLAYED CELLO, CLAPPED, OR SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT IS SOME DUMB SHIT, ALTHOUGH THEY MAY HAVE CONSIDERED DOING ANY OF ALL OF THOSE THINGS. IF THIS IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR, QUITE LIKE THE NA'VI WORLD OF PANDORA NOT BEING REAL, WE OFFER OUR SINCEREST CONDOLENCES. 

PEOPLE CAN SEE IT IN MANY DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS 

ALL WE KNOW IS THERE WAS A GUN 

THAT'S DUMB 

THERE WAS A GUN 

THAT'S DUMB 

THERE WAS A GUN 

THAT'S DUMB 

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WERE YOU ROBBED? 

I DON'T KNOW-ALL I KNOW IS I WAS A 

DRUNK FRAT BOY FOR ONE NIGHT (One Night) 

WHY'D YOU DO THAT 

I DON'T KNOW WHY (Know Why) 

I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK 

THE ENTIRE WORLD HAD TO WATCH THIS 

FOR THE LAST WEEK 

UNDER THAT INFLUENCE 

STILL INTOXICATED 

I THINK SO, I KNOW SO 

I OVEREXAGGERATED 

THESE TACTICS 

THESE SHENANIGANS 

I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THAT THIS 

NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN 

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WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK, YOU CAN'T REMEMBER IF YOU TRY 

(EVEN IF YOU TRY) 

WERE YOU PISSIN ON A BUSH 

OR WERE YOU FIGHTING A HUNDRED BAD GUYS 

(OR BOTH) 

RYAN LIED 

THERE WAS NO PULL OVER 

HE LIED 

IT WAS NOTHING 

HE LIED 

HE LEFT HIS TEAMMATES HANGING 

WHILE HE SKEDADDLED 

IN THE END, AL 

HE SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED TO HIS MOM 

HIS MOM 

HE'S A 

DRUNK FRAT BOY FOR ONE NIGHT (One Night) 

WHY'D YOU DO THAT 

I DON'T KNOW WHY (Know Why) 

I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK 

THE ENTIRE WORLD HAD TO WATCH THIS 

FOR THE LAST WEEK 

UNDER THAT INFLUENCE 

STILL INTOXICATED 

I THINK SO, I KNOW SO 

I OVEREXAGGERATED 

THESE TACTICS 

THESE SHENANIGANS 

I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THAT THIS 

NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN 

THESE TACTICS 

THESE SHENANIGANS 

I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THAT THIS 

NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN 

And that's some dumb shit.