Do You Wanna Date My Avatar Lyrics - Singles - The Guild

Do you wanna date my avatar? 

Do you wanna date my avatar? 

Hang with me in my MMO 

So many places we can go 

You'll never see my actual face 

Our love, our love will be in virtual space 

I'm craving to emote with you 

So many animations I can do 

Be anything you want me to be 

C'mon, c'mon and share a potion with me 

Do you wanna date my avatar? 

She's a star 

And she's hotter than reality by far 

Wanna date my avatar? 

You can type commands 

I've got slots for what I hold in my hands 

Don't care what's in your character bank 

How 'bout, how 'bout a little tank and spank 

Grab your mouse and stroke the keys 

Here in cyberspace there's no disease 

Pick a time, send a tell to me 

Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee 

Do you wanna date my avatar? 

She's a star 

And she's hotter than reality by far 

Wanna date my avatar 

Single, White Human 

Looking for group 

My stats so high 

Don't be out of the loot 

Got an uberleet staff 

That you can equip 

Close your mouth up 

Ladies this is pure nerdnip 

I'm a pixel-based fantasy 

A man so stoic 

I hack and slash 

Who the heck's more heroic? 

Check me out, cloth armor 

Fits me like a glove 

Just twitter a time 

I'm ready for love 

Hang with me in my MMO 

So many places we can go 

I'm better than a real world quest 

You'll touch my plus five to dexterity vest 

What role do you wanna play? 

I'm just a click away night or day 

And if you think I'm not the one 

Log off, log off and we'll be done 

Do you wanna date my avatar? 

She's a star 

And she's hotter than reality by far 

Wanna date my avatar 

[repeat chorus]