Avi Is A Vampire Lyrics - Singles - The Huntingtons

There's this guy from West Beloit 

He's such a mutton head 

He wears black cloaks and eye makeup 

To look like he is dead 

Never thought it funny 

That he hangs down in the streets 

Never thought it odd 

That he bites everyone he meets 

I think Avi is a vampire 

I think so 

He had a show and called us up 

To ask us if we'd play 

But his band went on first 

And they scared everyone away 

Some people say he is for real 

And others say he's full 

Of junk and that your leg's 

The only thing he'd ever pull 

He's not your ordinary creep 

He's not some crazy psycho freak 

And he's not the one who 

Haunts you while you sleep 

Avi's just a real cool guy 

That some misunderstand 

'Cuz he knows God and all that stuff 

Just falls in with his plan 

But he just likes to get a rise 

Out of the normal folks 

He's just the same as you and me 

Under those silly jokes