$.50 Lyrics - The Jesus Lizard

I'm going to go 

Smoke in the shower 

I need to piss down the stairs 

I'm so damned sick of this 

Stupid bullshit 

That I'm going to start splitting hairs 

So I sat down and watched a pot boil 

Then I stood up and spit in the fan 

While every one of you 

Dumb sons of bitches 

Were eating pellets 

Right out of my hand 

You look like a chicken in flight 

Think I'll kick Foreman's ass 

On my own 

I will pay your slut mother 

One half of one dollar 

If she'll come and sleep with the band 

This year's unlikely sex symbol 

Is dressed like a priest not a man.