Secret Wars (prince Paul Mix) Lyrics - Singles - The Last Emperor

Dig this and dig it deep 

What if I had the power to gather all of my favorite emcees 

With the illest comic book characters and they became arch enemies? 

Inconcievable? Unbelievable? Yet as wild as it seems 

The Emperor and Stan Lee would coach the two opposing teams 

Keep it clean no bats no gats guns no interfearance 

Comic book characters would go head up with raw lyrics 

Now I take, whoever might be on break from doin tours 

And have them signed up for the Last Emperor's Secret Wars 

Sure, for that kind of capacity, you need a crazy large arena 

that might stretch from west Philadelphia to east Medina 

If I'm able, I'd put it on pay-per-view through my label 

And give free tickets to my neighborhood bums with no cable 

Yeah, that sounds phat, now that we've squared away the propositions 

Let's begin with the ultimate toughman competion 

"Let the games begin!" Set it off, it's the fight of the century 

KRS and Professor X would battle each other mentally 

With rhymes, these two team captains waste no time 

Charles Xavier tried to invade Kris Parker's mind 

He shot a cerebral probe at Kris's mind, but he missed it 

Professor X taken out by the Blastmaster's metaphysics 

Round two, new fight, word to life, you gotta see this 

Locked in mortal combat is Dr. Strange and The Genius 

Here son, he's no match, let that grafted wizard have it 

'My Liquid Sword slashes straight through Dr. Strange's Magic' 

Another hero down, and now the score is two to zero 

Gy words from the Genius, and he's still my rhymin hero 

Now the next fight was conducted in a rough like manner 

Specifically between Reggie Noble and Dr. David Banner 

Or should I say the Incredible Hulk when he's amped off the gamma? 

But Reggie Noble soon became the Incredilbe Redman and slammed him 

You know how Redman gets when his adrenaline starts pumpin 

Started schitzin in the ring, so then the Thing tired jump in 

Ben Grimm leaps into the ring, and after Redman he lunges 

'But Reggie Noble dropped him with two Brick City punches!' 

Rhymes by the bunches, bums get dirtier than Middle Eastern dugeouns 

Ready to set this like Detective Columbo and his hunches 

While the ref's clean out the ring, cause the last fight was so intense 

Let's do a live interview with the brother named Common Sense 

'Yeah, yeah it's Common Sense, and Iceman tried to freeze me, 

So I took him to Chicago and told him to take it easy 

He couldn't see me with my applejack hat and hightops 

Colussus and Cyclops, I got No I.D. and Y Not' 

Good lookin Common Sense, that last album was tight 

Let me get back to the ring and evaluate the next fight 

Now the next fight had to be the craziest of all times 

We got Dr. Octapus 'versus the mighty Busta Rhymes!' 

Doc Oct versus Busta? Man that stuff is dead 

He'll get his eight arms ripped off, goin up agaisnt the dreads 

'Ha, ha! Now Dr. Octapus, who you think you grabbin? 

The god can never lose, so you know it will never happen 

Lyrically making you sleepy, you'll need a nap when 

I slap you with my dreads, lights out, you'll kiss the canvas' 

Before my eyes, I see the demise of another superhero 

Next up is Ras Kass versus Magneto 

Now anything goes when Magneto battles foes 

Ras Kass had him shivering, delivering ultramagnetic blows 

Magneto was now deceased, and a wise man said it best 

"The sun rises in the east, but they can still set it the west" 

Now with all these heroes down, Stan Lee refuses to surrender 

He got Storm from the X-Men, as if I couldn't match the gender 

Stan Lee shouts 'Excelsior!' Yo, Stan you best to chill 

'There's no match for Storm,' I guess he's never heard of Lauryn Hill 

Now we all kow Storm controls the temperature and weather 

Started runnin' off at the lip, and L-Boog was like 'Whatever' 

See she just got home fom tours, she's a bit to tired to spar 

So she clocked Storm over the head with my man Wyclef's guitar 

All silence is ceased, out of nowhere comes the Beast 

Versus Jeru the Damaja, the Black Prophet from the east 

Releasing rhymes that will pound you into the ground, there'll be no 

round two 

Another victory for hip-hop from the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel 

Now the underground sewer system that lies deep below the ring 

Is where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Das EFX do their thing 

Leonardo and Donatello, they both know we can do this 

'So kiggedty crazy Drayze hit them both with raw sewage' 

Now Rafeal and Michaelangelo, those two others who are brothers 

Brooks smacked 'em with the Das EFX logo, the manhole cover 

Whether you're plant or animal, vegitable or miggety-mineral 

Before you step to Das EFX you best be hard like a criminal 

Taking you back to ringside, just when you thought it was over 

The last battle was brought forth by G.I.Joe and Cobra 

Mercenaries and soldiers, G.I. Joe was rollin' thick 

But I'll get the military of hip-hop, a.k.a. The Boot Camp Click 

World War Three for '98 in the wake of all these troops 

I could see general Buckshot goin toe to toe with Duke 

Salute the captain, for rappin, cause now we know who's hard, 

Catchin wreck like Steele and Tek going up against the Crimson Gaurd 

Charging after you, smashin' you metaphorically smashin' through 

The entire Joe team is O.G.C. and Ruck the Irrational 

Then all of a sudden I hear this real loud crack! 

'The military punisher Big Rock just broke Roadblock's back!' 

Adding insult to injury to Stan Lee and his team 

We've got Weapon X from Canada, a.k.a. Wolverine 

You know the routine, his claws can rip rappers for days 

But here comes the Method Man, a.k.a. Johnny Blaze! 

Wolverine you can't hang, when Tical does his thang 

Paralize you with the venom from the Method Man's fang! 

This is the final battle as the stratosphere gets darker 

We got Nasir Jones versus Peter Parker 

Nasty Nas at halftime, headringer versus the webslinger 

Illmatic versus radioactive in the rotten apple where the dead linger 

He cursed the day that spider ever bit him 

And gave him a copy of the second LP, It Was Written 

For all up and coming emcees, I've got a question, 

If I made a Secret Wars Part Two, would your name even be mentioned? 

Would you make the final cut? 

I make even the nicest give their titles up 

Writing rhymes slash fighting crimes like the Blue Falcoln and Dynomutt 

Stick around for the next battle slash adventure, 

And if you see Stan Lee, tell him that the Last Emperor sent ya [echoes]