Hellbound Lyrics - The Living End

[Announcer] 

Welcome back, to the stage of history 

[Eminem] 

Yo.. Slim Shady! 

Yo.. I'll fuckin.. I'll.. 

I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww) 

Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to 

The only key that I see to defeat you 

would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you 

and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe 

I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse 

you'll think I pulled the fuckin ground out from underneath you 

(Bitch!) I ain't no fuckin G, I'm a cannibal 

I ain't tryin to shoot you, 

I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you 

Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass 

and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress 

Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!) 

Fuck the planet, until it spins on a broken axis 

I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket 

to fill it full of explosive gasses 

and close it back with a lit match in it 

while I sit back and just hope it catches 

Blow you to fragments 

Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes 

Chorus: J-Black (repeat 2X) 

I see the light at the end 

But every time I take a step, it gets dim 

Tell me is this hell we're livin in? 

If so, heaven's got to be better 

But if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down 

[J-Black] 

Am I the worst? Because I, never go to church (never) 

I run a red light then sideswipe a hearse 

I'ma drink 'til my liver rot, see the doc 

Leave the E.R., then hit a bar for a liquor shot, 'til the liver spot 

One day we all gon' die 

But when I die, I'ma be so high 

that I'ma get up and walk, leavin the concrete bare 

with the chalk outline still there 

I smoke 'til I choke and I sex a lot 

I got a cross on my chain but it's just a rock 

Now if I pray everynight (night) 

Do I still have to hold my trey very tight? 

You feel me God? I done did so much shit while on Earth 

I smoke, I drink, I curse, and to make matters worse 

I bust my gun first, and then I chat with your corpse 

Since way back, I was one to never like back-talk 

See me at the pearly gates in line, wearin a Nordface 

Nickle nine at my waist, God done lost faith 

Angels greet me but I don't reply back 

Just show me to my quarters, and oh yeah, where's Thai at? 

Chorus 1/2 

[Announcer] 

Maxie was seriously wounded but the soul still burns 

Final battle, fight! 

[Masta Ace] 

Analyze the strength of my game, like Lee Corso 

Call me a lost soul, with a vest on my torso 

And of course, yo, why'all know I'm no stranger to danger 

Like Christ in a manger, feel a whole range of my anger 

I breathe down shit so hard you can see sound 

And beat down these rap clowns in like three rounds 

My pen 'bout as sharp as a dagger, walk with a swagger 

Tie your wife to the back of a black Jag and I drag her 

Ten blocks, untie the bitch and I still bag her 

Give her a smack in the ass and a six pack of lager 

My shit go as deep and as dark as a train tunnel 

My flows spill like usin the wrong end of a funnel 

Everyday I grow more older, and more colder 

Fly you to Colorado, roll you over with a Boulder 

I know you want to retaliate but you won't dare 

Cause you fuckin with some niggaz like this who just don't care 

Chorus 

[J-Black] 

But every time I take a step, it gets dim.. 

Tell me is this hell we're livin in? 

Haha.. 

[Announcer] 

Time's up! 

You lose