3-way (the Golden Rule) Lyrics - The Wack Album - The Lonely Island

Back in that ass 

Your mom says hi, JINX! 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no 

Y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah 

Y-y-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

JAM! 

Summertime in the city 

And everybody's having sex 

You know, I just got a page from a girl 

That I met last week at the Payless (Shoe Source) 

I also have a cutie to call 

Who loves the way I knock on her boots 

Well, it's time to mack 

Let's handle that 

In 2 to 6 hours 

We'll meet back and regroup 

Now let's shop! 

Roll up to the crib 

With some Bartles and James 

Hop off the bus 

With the Alizé 

Now hold up, playa 

What you diggity-doin here? 

I should diggity-ask you the same! (Then she says) 

Hey, boys, I want you both 

I hope that you think that's cool (Say word?) 

I know most guys won't freak together 

But she forgot about the golden rule 

Ah-hah-hah 

It's okay 

When it's in a 3-way 

It's not gay 

When it's in a 3-way 

With a honey in the middle 

There's some leeway 

The area's grey 

In a 1-2-3-way 

Normally, I don't get down with dudes 

But tonight is a special exception (Great) 

See, you're my best friend 

Through thick and thin 

Now it's time to make a triple connection (Lights off) 

Here in the dark (Here in the dark) 

It's hard to tell (So hard to tell) 

Where her body ends (La la) 

And my homie's begins (Hoo-Wee!) 

This rule dates back (The golden rule) 

To ancient Greece (Talkin' bout Caesar) 

We're 2 Jack Trippers and a Chrissy 

The new Three's Company! 

It's okay 

When it's in a 3-way 

It's not gay 

When it's in a 3-way 

With a honey in the middle 

There's some leeway 

The area's grey 

In a 1-2-3-way 

Fellas, get ready 

To impress a chick 

Helicopter dick, Go! 

Helicopter dick (Uh!) 

Helicopter dick (Alright!) 

To impress a chick 

Do the Helicopter dick! (Wow) 

And all of that was okay 

Cause it was in a 3-way 

It's quite clear 

When you see the instant replay 

"Baby, two is enough" 

That's what they'll say 

But we'll say "Hell no" 

1-2-3 way 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

The Golden Rule