I'm A Hustler Lyrics - The Lonely Island

Well I'm a hustler, that's just what I do 

I'm always hustling on the avenue 

I can sell water to a whale 

Or even a shell to a snail 

I'm a hustler, life of a hustler, that's me 

I've been this way since I came out my mama's purse 

I'm always thinking of a scheme 

And I'm good at what I do 

And I know a thing or two about hustling 

You have to be born with a certain swag 

Like je ne sais quoi, that makes hustling be bad 

Hey, at 8 years old I got my hood pass 

Then at 9 I got my first keys 10th ave 

Ice to an eskimo, spaghetti to a rock wall 

I know that sounds racist, it's just how I talk 

In the crap game, I am the number 1 

I wouldn't ass around, you'll get your money taken 

I'm may and gay around my patch 

Never talk to me on the phone, that's real G doing his thing 

I'm hard to kill 

Attention, cooking up crack 

Let's do it anyway, that's really hardcore