Andrew In Drag Lyrics - Love At The Bottom Of The Sea - The Magnetic Fields

a pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a fag 

the only girl i ever loved was andrew in drag 

there is no hope of love for me, from here on i go stag 

the only girl i'll ever love is andrew in drag 

andrew in drag! (andrew in drag) 

andrew in drag, yeah! 

i don't know why i even went, it's really not my bag 

just thought it might be funny to see andrew in drag 

the moment he walked on that stage my tail began to wag 

wag like a little wiener dog for andrew in drag 

andrew in drag! (andrew in drag) 

andrew in drag, yeah! 

i've always been a ladies' man and i don't have to brag 

but i've become a mama's boy for andrew in drag 

i'd sign away my trust fund, i would even sell the jag 

if i could spend my misspent youth with andrew in drag 

andrew in drag! (andrew in drag) 

andrew in drag, yeah! 

so stick him in a dress and he's the only boy i'd shag 

the only boy i'd anything is andrew in drag 

i'll never see that girl again, he did it as a gag 

i'll pine away forevermore for andrew in drag